New Release: Everything is Crab – Spore Meets Vampire Survivors in This Bizarre Evolution Roguelite

At a Glance

  • Release Date: Released
  • Genre: Animal Evolution Action Roguelite (Single Player)
  • Platform: PC (Steam/ Epic Games)
  • Cost: $9.99 USD — currently $8.99 USD (10% launch discount, ends May 22)
  • Developer: Odd Dreams Digital
  • Publisher: Secret Mode

The Story / Concept

Here’s the science: eventually, every living organism on Earth evolves into a crab. It’s called carcinisation, and it’s a real thing. Everything is Crab: The Animal Evolution Roguelite dares you to defy biology itself. Set in a living, breathing ecosystem with day/night cycles and four distinct biomes, you evolve your creature one run at a time — picking from 125+ evolutions to become whatever bizarre chimera you can dream up. Spore meets Vampire Survivors, with a healthy splash of “what if science was wrong and I had legs everywhere?” The game crossed 100,000 sales in its first 48 hours for a reason.

Core Gameplay Features

  1. 125+ Evolutionary Abilities — Build a different creature every run.
    • Legs, claws, pincers, wings, fur, tails, scales, tentacles — mix and match
    • Strategy-defining evolutions that change your playstyle entirely
    • Become a predator, trickster, leader, nomad — or pure abomination
  2. A Living Ecosystem — The world reacts to you, not the other way around.
    • Multiple creature species with their own goals and AI
    • Four distinct biomes with unique flora, fauna, and climate events
    • Day/night cycles that change which threats come out
  3. Massive Meta-Progression — Every death teaches you something.
    • Difficulty system for veteran roguelite players
    • Combine Genetics (starting characters) for over 200 unique starting builds
    • Challenge scenarios like Ice Age, Always Night, and Hunted

Who Is This For?

If you loved evolving creatures in Spore, the build-crafting of Vampire Survivors, or any roguelite with deep meta-progression, this is your dream game. PC Gamer called it “the most interesting roguelike of 2026”, and the launch numbers back it up. Bonus: the developers proudly note no generative AI was used in making the game — every pixel of that bizarre cow-with-apples-on-its-bottom is handcrafted.

Pro Tip

Don’t try to “win” early runs — focus on unlocking new evolutions and learning how the ecosystem behaves. Once you know what predators come out at night in each biome, you can plan a build around the threats you’ll actually face. Adapt, don’t brute force.

Get Everything is Crab on Steam (10% off until May 22): https://store.steampowered.com/app/3526710/Everything_is_Crab_The_Animal_Evolution_Roguelite/

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